Watch this video and prepare to lose your faith in humanity.
For those of you who somehow snuck onto this site not possessing the historical knowledge to properly appreciate this video, let me break it down for you in a simple sentence.
On July Fourth, we celebrate the date in 1776 that we declared our independence from England.
As a bonus, in case you are ever asked to name some of our founding fathers, know that Jesse Ventura and John Wilkes Booth are not among them. Instead, just name one of the following so that you do not embarrass your fellow Americans:
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