Category: #MeetStupid

Stupid Criminals: Don’t forget to flush. Better yet, don’t go at all.

The key to success in most professions is to set goals. If one’s chosen profession is, say, robbing houses, one clear goal would be to stick to the task at hand without getting distracted. Another would be to actually rob the place. Two burglars in Michigan entered the front door Continue Reading

Reasons to never shop at Walmart

It is only fitting that a blog dedicated to chronicling  the stupidity that runs rampant in our society would eventually land on the breeding ground of modern stupidity that is Walmart. The mega-store’s crime problem is well-known and documented, with estimates that the number of thefts committed in Walmart stores each Continue Reading

Driving to New York? It’ll cost you $200 if you drive through this New Jersey town.

What do you do if you’re a small town that suddenly finds itself inundated by non-local drivers who on your streets because their GPS sent them there? Would you: A.) Improve signal timing and traffic flow to correct real traffic problems in your city? B.) Upgrade your transportation infrastructure, which Continue Reading

Selena Gomez is blonde and I couldn’t care less

In case you can’t see it, the image above is of a headline from People Magazine that reads: “Everything you need to know about Selena Gomez’s blonde hair change.” She dyed her hair blonde. Selena Gomez is a blonde now. Beyond that, I’m not sure what else I need to know Continue Reading

Stupidity has no age limit, but it might have a speed limit

Patience is a virtue. Unless, of course, you are an angry old man trying to get around a garbage truck on your way to work. In that case, it is perfectly normal and acceptable for patience and all other virtue to fly out the window so you can get to Continue Reading

Do you know why we celebrate the Fourth of July?

This video was posted on YouTube by Mark Dice in 2015 and has 1.7 million views. If you were still of the impression that your friends and neighbors were informed citizens, I’ve got some bad news. Watch this video and prepare to lose your faith in humanity. For those of Continue Reading